hey

July 14, 2009
Yo~

Kids and teens all over the world. Ban together and help save our planet. How, you might ask? Here's how:

destroy itex. save the world. destroy itex. help the flock.

~Also~
Go to thoughts.com and read: max's blog. go to booksie.com and read: Save the world and Maximum Ride: Rhia

~Max

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warning; heads up

July 14, 2009
Yo~

Evil scientists will end life as we know it and even as we don't know it.
It's called the Re-evolution plan and the by-half plan. The only people left will be perfectly healthy and have usefull skills. Everyone bone up on something useful or go into hiding. If you have the sniffles, crawl under a rock and don't come out.

What would be usefull, you ask? I've made a chart.

USEFULL; plumber, carpenter, boat builder, farmer, sanitaton crew, cattle rancher, Scientist, military, medical personnel

NOT USEFULL; politician, publicist, art history buff, celebrity chef, interior design, pet psychic, celebrity star, teen idol, life coach

this woud be a good time to observe your career goals. Save yourselves, save the people you know. Don't let the whitecoats get you.

~Max

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it's up to us

July 14, 2009
Yo~


Itex~
Stellah Corp (in england), Dywestra, Mofongo Research, Delany Minker (Prince), Intex, and a bunch of others are all itex under different names in different countries.

Places~
The School in southern California, The Istitute of higher living 433 E. 31st St. 24th floor NYC, Itexicon in south Florida, Itex main HQ in Lendeheim Germany, The SChool in Westfeild England, Lab in Martinslijn Netherlands, Delaneyminker lab in Woetens Australia, and many more.

Leads~
Institute for Higher Aeronautics; tel:202-555-5567 Fax:202-555-8799,
w.powers@higheraeronautics.org; Soesterberg Netherlands, Death Valley California U.S.

~Max

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save the world

July 14, 2009
Yo~

Hey kids and teens of the world. adults are destroying our planet. because of it an evil company called itex is going to kill more than half the worlds population so they can have a "perfect earth". the bird kids are trying to save the earth. start protests, find itex headquarters (next post) and raise heck. it's up to us.

Save the world. Destroy Itex. Help the flock. Destroy Itex.

~Max

Posted by Maximum Ride.

 

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